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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I usually post theories. 100% of these are about Homestuck. Most of these are shoddily done pictures made in MS Paint.</description><title>John is not a homosexual.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @johnisnotahomosexual)</generator><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I always thought it was funny that the one who’s been...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc7k3ds9wc1r2qpyoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I always thought it was funny that the one who’s been rallying for this POC thing, and pressuring for more diversity in merchandise is Rachel, a WHITE girl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is all i’ve gotten out of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/our-class-congratulated-tryon-and-danisha-for-being-black-teens.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/34514788570</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/34514788570</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 17:26:28 -0400</pubDate><category>Homestuck</category><category>submission</category></item><item><title>&amp;#8220;So, how much you wanna bet that Aranea joins Meenah, Tavros, and Vriska, and then that bubble...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;So, how much you wanna bet that Aranea joins Meenah, Tavros, and Vriska, and then that bubble splits off from the one filled with alpha trolls, then English pops in and kills all of them.&lt;br/&gt;Aranea said she thought Meenah&amp;#8217;s mission would have some relevance.&lt;br/&gt;It has relevance because she got all her friends in one bubble, and English will notice and destroy it, causing another crack right where Vriska wants it.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/34147281841</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/34147281841</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:00:06 -0400</pubDate><category>Homestuck</category><category>Upd8</category><category>Update</category><category>Cronus Ampora</category><category>Aranea Serket</category><category>Meenah Peixes</category><category>Vriska Serket</category><category>John Egbert</category><category>Tavros Nitram</category><category>Andrew Hussie</category><category>Rufioh Nitram</category><category>Horuss Zahhak</category><category>Meulin Leijon</category><category>Damara Megido</category><category>Kurloz Makara</category><category>Mituna Captor</category><category>Latula Pyrope</category><category>Porrim Maryam</category><category>Kankri Vantas</category><category>Lord English</category><category>Caliborn</category><category>Dream Bubble</category></item><item><title>Ectobiology</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Karkat + Kanaya = Sufferer &amp;amp; Dolorosa&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tavros + Gamzee = Summoner &amp;amp; Highblood&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Terezi + Vriska = Aranea &amp;amp; Redglare&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Equius + Nepeta = Darkleer &amp;amp; Disciple&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aradia + Sollux = Psiioniic &amp;amp; Handmaid&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Feferi + Eridan = Dualscar &amp;amp; Meenah&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/24220424402</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/24220424402</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:40:34 -0400</pubDate><category>Homestuck</category><category>Dumb Theory</category><category>Probably not</category><category>Disregard this</category><category>Troll biology doesn't work like that numbnuts</category><category>Do you even read the fucking comic</category></item><item><title>How it will go down</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;gt;Jake kisses Dirk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;&amp;#8230;..&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;DIRK: Dude, what the hell are you doing?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;JAKE: Er&amp;#8230;.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;JAKE: Dont you have feelings for me?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;DIRK: No.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;DIRK: I mean, sorry bro, I&amp;#8217;m just not into you like that.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;JAKE: Oh.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;JAKE: Well. This is awkward.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;DIRK: Why would you think I had feelings for you?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;JAKE: Well&amp;#8230; its just your auto responder&amp;#8230; and i just assumed all the years&amp;#8230;.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;DIRK: You know what? FUCK the auto responder.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And then the fandom cried.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;BONUS:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;DIRK: Everyone knows my heart belongs to only one. Lil Cal.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/23183065103</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/23183065103</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 17:07:26 -0400</pubDate><category>Homestuck</category><category>Dirk Strider</category><category>Jake English</category><category>The yaois</category></item><item><title>askcaptainnepetaandkarkat:

I just thought I should post here...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0yd7jpdRn1rnka4yo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askcaptainnepetaandkarkat.tumblr.com/post/19372909080/i-just-thought-i-should-post-here-that-i-entered-a"&gt;askcaptainnepetaandkarkat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just thought I should post here that I entered a picture of my Karkat and Nepeta on the ship to the Homestuck music contest, I hope it wins!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Deviantart: &lt;a href="http://mingmingfurb.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4rebeo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mingmingfurb.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4rebeo"&gt;http://mingmingfurb.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4rebeo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/20397118590</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/20397118590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:59:09 -0400</pubDate><category>homestuck</category></item><item><title>Just an idea I had based on some similarities.
Probably wrong based on what we have seen of the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just an idea I had based on some similarities.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Probably wrong based on what we have seen of the troll&amp;#8217;s ectobiology session.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Disregard this it&amp;#8217;s dumb.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.imgur.com/16ytF.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/20019928490</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/20019928490</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:53:07 -0400</pubDate><category>homestuck</category></item><item><title>I TOLD you guys. I TOLD you guys RoxyxJohn would happen.
BUT YOU WOULDN&amp;#8217;T LISTEN.
PEOPLE...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I TOLD you guys. I TOLD you guys RoxyxJohn would happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT YOU WOULDN&amp;#8217;T LISTEN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PEOPLE LAUGHED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PEOPLE MOCKED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Roxy is John&amp;#8217;s loving wife in bunny flash&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-John thinks Mom is a very pretty lady (pretty much the only time he&amp;#8217;s mentioned attraction to someone besides Vriska and Liv Tyler)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-John is Jake and Dad combined&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;John just hadn&amp;#8217;t met his dreamgirl before when he was hating on romance, but now he has.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;His dreamgirl is a drunk wizord.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/19785129678</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/19785129678</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 12:07:08 -0400</pubDate><category>homestuck</category></item><item><title>mspandrew:

lexxercise:

madeofeyebrows:

thegoodsonisbad:

thest...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/37119711?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0&amp;color=d13030" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/18882219923/lexxercise-madeofeyebrows-thegoodsonisbad"&gt;mspandrew&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lexxercise.tumblr.com/post/18861199515/madeofeyebrows-thegoodsonisbad-thestray"&gt;lexxercise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madeofeyebrows.tumblr.com/post/18842191403/thegoodsonisbad-thestray-steveagee-please"&gt;madeofeyebrows&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegoodsonisbad.tumblr.com/post/18842145061/thestray-steveagee-please-watch-this-and"&gt;thegoodsonisbad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thestray.tumblr.com/post/18841508748/steveagee-please-watch-this-and-dont-click"&gt;thestray&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/18840872688"&gt;steveagee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;please watch this and don’t click “like”, click “reblog”. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had to pause this a couple times to cry for 5 minutes. You need to watch this. It’s beyond important.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;as much as i may make fun of tumblr, if this site has shown me anything its that people know how to spread the word effectively&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so reblog if you can, dudes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gave me a strong case of the “Paladin Rage”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But no, in all seriousness, this is important.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kony2012.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stop Joseph Kony 2012&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is important viewing for everybody. Many of us focus primarily on what goes on in our personal sphere and forget there are serious problems in the world that just aren’t talked about every day. Guilty as charged, here. At the very least, it’s good for our worldliness and sense of humanity to take a moment and educate ourselves once in a while. This is a very worthy moment for a very worthy cause.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m putting this on my primary blog rather than my personal blog, not only because I feel it is an important cause, but because I would like to appeal to the Homestuck community. We’ll be celebrating global friendship on the comic’s third anniversary this April, the same month the Kony 2012 campaign culminates its awareness efforts. We come together all the time to help our fandom family, the children and family of acquaintances, and teenagers we don’t even know who are struggling with their sense of self-worth. With our numbers and compassion, I think we can contribute a lot to a movement like this.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Take a few minutes to watch the video. It’s well-made, informative, and non-confrontational. Check out the &lt;a href="http://www.kony2012.com"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt; for more information if you’re interested in getting involved, but you can actively help just by reblogging and spreading the word.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks for watching &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Here’s a well done video piece that’s been getting some attention today around the web. It’s worth watching.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Consider reblogging if you have not already.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18886176912</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18886176912</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 22:58:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>can you please give credit to the artists your posting? it's really rude not to have a disclaimer that it's not your art</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I would usually do that, but I actually have no idea who the artists are! I’ve had these pictures for ages. If someone sees a picture of theirs and wants credit, they can always message me so I can do so.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18666768712</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18666768712</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 11:26:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>And that’s it. I thought I had more but those apparently...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0at74FOWu1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And that’s it. I thought I had more but those apparently somehow disappeared.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18653096722</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18653096722</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:37:52 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>dirk strider</category><category>roxy lalonde</category></item><item><title>A Dirk solo. I think this person assumed Dirk wrote in black...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0aso79qWg1r5jipjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A Dirk solo. I think this person assumed Dirk wrote in black because of the letter he wrote to Dave.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652808188</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652808188</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:26:31 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>dirk strider</category><category>lil cal</category></item><item><title>And this…..Nevermind this. Let’s move along.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0asmamb0s1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And this…..&lt;br/&gt;Nevermind this. Let’s move along.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652779402</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652779402</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:25:22 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>jane crocker</category><category>the grand highblood</category></item><item><title>Another Jane solo. I just spent forever trying to find a picture...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ashhiUNb1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Another Jane solo. I just spent forever trying to find a picture I thought I had of Nannasprite behind Jane and Jane is holding a spoon. Couldn’t find it and can’t find it on the Skaia imageboard either. Dayum shame.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652700082</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652700082</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:22:29 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>jane crocker</category></item><item><title>Some Jane solo.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0as88Ib1O1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some Jane solo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652548807</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652548807</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:16:56 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>jane crocker</category></item><item><title>There were many an argument over what Jane’s strife...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0as2oLZaV1r5jipjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There were many an argument over what Jane’s strife specibus could be. Still kind of sad it wasn’t umbrellakind. I don’t think that razor umbrella John made will ever be used.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://mipsyaravis.deviantart.com/art/Nanna-and-Mom-Descend-252540770"&gt;http://mipsyaravis.deviantart.com/art/Nanna-and-Mom-Descend-252540770&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652458280</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652458280</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:13:00 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>jane crocker</category><category>roxy lalonde</category></item><item><title>Always thought this one was cute.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0aryydgWN1r5jipjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Always thought this one was cute.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652394482</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652394482</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:11:00 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>jane crocker</category><category>dirk strider</category></item><item><title>I must admit, I was shipping cotton candy before the characters...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0aru6C4xr1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I must admit, I was shipping cotton candy before the characters even had proper names.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652314477</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652314477</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:08:30 -0500</pubDate><category>jane crocker</category><category>roxy lalonde</category></item><item><title>Back when we thought Roxy would be TT and have Rose’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0arroZiiL1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Back when we thought Roxy would be TT and have Rose’s typing style. OH HOW WRONG WE WERE.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652272944</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652272944</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:07:00 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>jane crocker</category><category>roxy lalonde</category></item><item><title>Not sure if R-Kids or just the old guardians as Kids. Likely the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0arpx2DKK1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not sure if R-Kids or just the old guardians as Kids. Likely the latter because babby Jade.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652243326</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652243326</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:05:57 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>dirk strider</category><category>roxy lalonde</category><category>jake english</category><category>jane crocker</category><category>jade harley</category></item><item><title>Old School cotton candy.
Source:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0arnd5wvH1r5jipjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Old School cotton candy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://kaymurph.tumblr.com/post/10066161224/never-drew-any-of-the-guardians-so-drew-these-two"&gt;http://kaymurph.tumblr.com/post/10066161224/never-drew-any-of-the-guardians-so-drew-these-two&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652200208</link><guid>http://johnisnotahomosexual.tumblr.com/post/18652200208</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:04:00 -0500</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>jane crocker</category><category>roxy lalonde</category></item></channel></rss>
