John is not a homosexual.: Archive

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Oct 28th

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“So, how much you wanna bet that Aranea joins Meenah, Tavros, and Vriska, and then that bubble splits off from the one filled with alpha trolls, then English pops in and kills all of them. Aranea said she thought Meenah’s mission would have some relevance. It has relevance because she got all her friends in one bubble, and English will notice and destroy it, causing another crack right...

Oct 23rd

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Ectobiology

Karkat + Kanaya = Sufferer & Dolorosa Tavros + Gamzee = Summoner & Highblood Terezi + Vriska = Aranea & Redglare Equius + Nepeta = Darkleer & Disciple Aradia + Sollux = Psiioniic & Handmaid Feferi + Eridan = Dualscar & Meenah

Jun 1st

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How it will go down

>Jake kisses Dirk “…..” “DIRK: Dude, what the hell are you doing?” “JAKE: Er….” “JAKE: Dont you have feelings for me?” “DIRK: No.” “DIRK: I mean, sorry bro, I’m just not into you like that.” “JAKE: Oh.” “JAKE: Well. This is awkward.” “DIRK: Why would you think I had...

May 16th

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Apr 3rd

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Just an idea I had based on some similarities. Probably wrong based on what we have seen of the troll’s ectobiology session. Disregard this it’s dumb.

Mar 27th

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I TOLD you guys. I TOLD you guys RoxyxJohn would happen. BUT YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN. PEOPLE LAUGHED. PEOPLE MOCKED. -Roxy is John’s loving wife in bunny flash -John thinks Mom is a very pretty lady (pretty much the only time he’s mentioned attraction to someone besides Vriska and Liv Tyler) -John is Jake and Dad combined John just hadn’t met his dreamgirl before when he...

Mar 23rd

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Mar 7th

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Anonymous asked: can you please give credit to the artists your posting? it's really rude not to have a disclaimer that it's not your art

Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

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Mar 3rd

Anonymous asked: Favorite Canon Ship? Favorite Crack Ship? Least Favorite Ship?

Mar 3rd

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Feb 29th

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It's hard being Dirk.

It’s hard and no one understands. Why? Because it doesn’t seem like he’s aware that Jane ALSO has feelings for Jake. When two (technically three but Roxy doesn’t plan on pursuing it) friends are both going after another friend, it only ends badly. Jake is confirmed to be at least Bisexual, and if Dirk attempts to make a move on Jake, only to find out Jake is a...

Feb 7th

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Jan 26th

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milkbelly: commandertavros: johnisnotahomosexual: Dirk isn’t gay. It said that he once thought he was, which is why the auto responder is homoerotic toward Jake, because it’s based on old AI. Basically Dirk is a sexually confused teenager with all kinds of hormones going on. ah this makes sense but that doesn’t mean he’s straight Seems more like he’s asexual. Or just into...

Jan 22nd

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Another possibility about Dirk’s sexuality (not written by me) “antediluvian means before the great flood in the bible aka the pre-scratch universe. So he’s not saying he’s gay, he’s saying Dave’s Bro was gay.” It makes no sense and yet it does.

Jan 22nd

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Dirk isn’t gay. It said that he once thought he was, which is why the auto responder is homoerotic toward Jake, because it’s based on old AI. Basically Dirk is a sexually confused teenager with all kinds of hormones going on.

Jan 22nd

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Di?? Strider

It should be pretty much considered confirmed now that Bro is either Doom or Heart. If they don’t re-use parts of titles from trolls that have been used (IE Aradia, Tavros, Eridan, Feferi, Equius, and Nepeta) then that leaves Bro as either the Bard of Doom or the Thief of Doom. Hoping for Bard.

Jan 15th